Letter From Kelson - Week #91 - Infomercial!! Infomercial!! Infomercial!!
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This past week we were able to see the baptism of one of our long time investigators. We have been teaching her off and on since I arrived here in the Sacramento YSA Branch. She was so happy the week before her baptism and the day of and the day after and now forever. She was excited to feel the joys of redeeming love and the happiness that Jesus Christ brings. He brings healing in more ways than just a removal from guilt, he suffered for the pains and sorrows of internal turmoil, of emotional, spiritual, mental and physical life. He has experienced it all and I know that he can help anyone who will let him.
I love being a special witness of Jesus Christ. Every day it causes me great joy and happiness, plus I get to see the joy and happiness of those around me. I am still applying his redeeming love every day as I repent and then take the sacrament on Sundays. This life is too hard to go at it alone and that is what the world wants us to do. But you don't have to, as Woody would say "You've got a friend in...Jesus". I pray that you have a wonderful week and that things go amazing for you, keep the faith and know that there is always hope, no matter where you are, or what your circumstance, if you are willing to come unto Christ and keep his commandments there is relief from even the most painful things in this life. Love you all and want you to know that I know these things are true!
p.s. Mother Typos Please! Love ya