Letter From Kelson - Week # 67 - It's a Good Thing Cows Don't Fly!

Good Morning From Sunny California!!!! 

I want everyone to close their eyes and imagine you are in Central America and are inside the biggest native american civilization called the Nephites!!!  Now open your Eyes, and read the last sentence because you can't read a sentence and close your eyes at the same time...unless you are blind, can read braille and/or have supernatural powers. Now that you have imagined the Nephites and are either asking yourself, who are these Nephites that I may know them, or What do I need to do to know more about these Nephites? I will tell you the best place to receive revelation to the question you just asked yourself.... it is contained in the largest set of historical records known to this world of the Native Americans from the time of 600 BC to 430 AD. It contains the Fullness of the Everlasting Gospel.  It has within its pages, Happiness, Joy, Pain, Sorrows, enlightening periods, stories of service and love, but also stories of the bad things that wicked men have done to the inhabitants of this continent.  The answer is contained in a Book so Secretive, that there are people who are going to every house, to every kindred, tongue and people to hand deliver a copy to their family library. This Book contains inside its pages the personal ministry of the Lord Jesus Christ to the people of the American Continent. This Book is inside a satchel near you!  

(Now imagine the most epic movie trailer ever)

This Fall, Prepare for the most epic book you will ever read. 

"Inspiring on all Levels" - Lamanite Enquirer 

"Exciting! Keeps you on your toes for hours" - Ammonihah Magazine

"You'll Never Cry Harder For our Heroes!" - Title of Liberty 

THE BOOK OF MORMON!!!

(Now you can allow your jaw to become one with your mouth again and stop drooling on my floor! That is hand carved Mahogany!  I spent a long time acquiring that for you.) 

This past week was awesome! We had so much happen that I am surprised that it is Monday again. But, for all those who are wondering about the title of this said Letter I must describe the scene and then explain in short detail. 

The weather started off at a cool temperature, it was about 3 o'clock on a Friday. The usual things happened, traffic zooming by, cars blazing to their next appointment not really thinking about the environment that they are residing. Everyone focused on how they are going to improve their life. The wind was a slight blow to the west as we rode to our next stop. There was a long drive of open road in which engulfed any hope of being able to tell what time it was, there was a mirage of unknown coming up over the hill that proceeded as we traveled under the overpass.

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With the sun starting to heat up the day ever so slightly, there the predator was, perched upon a far away tree on the South side of Stockton. The thoughts of the consequences of his actions had no effect on the choice in which he took. He lept forth to spread his wings, and soared through the sky. His wings were a great span and he caused shadows to follow close behind him as he blocked the suns rays for seconds at a time. Looking upon Stockton he sees his target! He feels that his boss will be proud as he performs this mission that could end up with a loss of life. He goes in for the dive bomb spiral, his velocity increases, as he dodges left and right, jumping through trees, missing the leaves by a quarter of a nano-meter, he is making his final approach on the target!! He goes in and lets it go!!!  *heavy breathing, sudden second thought as he looks back, memories of his family flash in his mind* 

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Elder Badger - "We need to stop by the apartment"

Elder Wheeler - "Why"

Elder Badger - "Just go there I'll explain later"

5 min bike ride later.

Elder Wheeler - "What's up?"

Elder Badger - " A Bird just pooped on my shoulder... "

Elder Wheeler - "I am totally writing about that in my e-mail home!"

There you have it! 

The Work here is great, our friend Arturo is still set to be baptized on the 24th of this month and his family are quickly following behind him. YAY!!! 

Have a wonderful day, and keep up the trucking! 

Love ya,

Elder Wheeler

P.s. Mom TYPOS!!! Love ya

Editor's Note:  This message was from last week, the 5th of August.  I just realized it didn't get sent out.