Good Morning From Sunny California!!! From the Cordova Zone in the Sacramento Mission in California, This is the 100th annual* General e-mail of The Missionary service of Elder Wheeler for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Speakers selected from the General Thoughts and Authorities of the Brain of Elder Wheeler. With Music by the Mormon Tabernacle thought process. Members and friends of Elder Wheeler have come from all over the world to read his e-mail and enjoy a quick moment of joy and happiness. Elder Wheeler, 1st counselor in the presidency of his brain will conduct this session. Welcome, my brothers and Sisters to the 100th annual* General E-mail. It is good to be with you this day and share this beautiful weather with all of those whom we call our friends and family. We would like to recognize all those who are reading from smart phones, dinosaur computers, appleTV, and satellite broadcasts. Elder Wheeler will preside over ...
Good Morning From Liquid Sunshiny California!!!! "What a glorious feeling I'm Happy again!!!" To all those who have no idea the reference of my subject and the first line of this here e-mail I apologize...your childhood was stripped from you and you should invent a time machine to go back and try again. It is raining!!! And I am riding a Bicycle. . . . . Please take a moment to feel sorry for me... .. ... I said a moment, not the whole day...haha Thank you for your condolences, but I will be just fine. I am not a wicked witch, so I am safe as a cucumber. I am learning great and wonderful things about my bike though. In my last area I went trail riding a couple of times with a super sweet member of the church. Well, while I was hitting the slopes and rocking the Mountain biker adrenaline levels I hit a few trees, stumps, rocks etc...and my bike seems to be a bit beat up. My front brake is unusable and my rear brak...
Editor's (Mom's) Note: Sorry about the delay in getting Kelson's emails out from the past few weeks. I was unable to work my magic on his emails from my cell phone at Boy Scout National Jamboree. This week's email is actually 2. The first is a prime example of Kelson being silly and consists of an email conversation we had yesterday while he was writing the REAL letter. He wanted me to send the entire conversation out to you, so here goes... Kelson's First Volley: Good Morning From Sunny California!!! I hope that the people in which I have placed great trust, You, can use your imagination and come up with a better title than I can. I am suffering from a huge brick wall of writers block that causes the creative juices to ooze out of my ears and into a glass which my Zone Leaders are now drinking because they seem to want me to become a little bit less embarrassing. (Just Elder Maxfield) *snatch* I have a glass of creative j...
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